And Now the Latest from your Big, Money-Center Bank – a New Credit Card to Fit Your New Lifestyle.

The big, money-center banks, along with Wall Street powerhouses, such as Goldman Sucks, have worked feverishly to devise a vehicle reflective of your new lifestyle. Now that you're deeply in debt and have already lost your home to foreclosure, it was difficult crafting a credit card that would bleed you of your few remaining assets,..but we did it...announcing the new DebtorCard...because you're no longer Master of your castle.